boniverotica:

Bon Iver is painting my toenails. As he lovingly applies the ruby lacquer, he addresses each toe by name. His favorite is the left pinky toe, the nail of which is just barely visible. He calls her Sinclair and he sees himself in her. ‘She spends her days traveling the earth, but she never quite touches the ground,’ he says matter-of-factly.

buenastardis:

JESUS CHRIST I ACCIDENTALLY SENT MY POTENTIAL FUTURE BOSS A PICTURE OF NIC CAGE RATHER THAN MY COVER LETTER+RESUME, WHICH WAS A ZIP FILE TITLED WITH A BUNCH OF NUMBERS LIKE THE JPG I ACCIDENTALLY ATTACHED OH MY GOD

Thank you the God of email mishaps.  Thank you.

So now when you do Alt + Reblog, the reblog symbol turns green, “explodes” and then disappears.

laurarw:

Loki: Kneel before me!
Me: ...
Loki: I said kneel!
Me: Well if you say so...
Loki:
Me:
Loki:
Me:
Loki: Why are you unzipping my pants!?

regular person: have you seen that episode where-
me: i've seen all the episodes

Assholes, Assemble